AMA: WHAT DOES THE QUARTERMASTER DO?
What a Quartermaster does on a ship? Well, we serve many purposes. The crew is the Captain’s problem, as is the booty, while booties are my domain. And so is the rum. The second helps with the first. But, I’m getting distracted again. Little known fact, all bears have ADD. We just don’t get called on it since we tend to smack people who annoy us.
Another thing Quartermasters have to do is to buy the rainbow flag sails for Pride Month! I know, I know, everyone says “Leto you’re straight, what do you care?”
Well, most of my family and friends are somewhere on the three-dimensional scatter plot that is sexuality. Maybe I am too? I’ve never been attracted to another man, but maybe there is that one in four billion men out there who would do it for me. I don’t know and, honestly, I don’t really care. I’m fine calling myself Leto-sexual, which is defined as being attracted to people that I’m attracted to.
Next question!
/Leto
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